WELLNESS? HAPPINESS? FACELIFT!
Some mornings, as I sit down to a cup of coffee, the world stands up and decides to scare me. Today is one of those days.
On a distinctly other subject, the wife and I have happily arrived at our dear friend's parents' house, where we have met the fantastic progenitors of said friend along with her "thoughtful" brother -- see the newspaper ad which is not attached, thus you cannot actually see it and, instead, must take my word for it that an ad does exist that describes him as "thoughtful" -- as well as one of the dearest, darlingest dogs in the history of the world.
But, alas, amidst all this happiness, the world still intrudes with its distressing messages. Damn you advertisers in the Columbus, Indiana newspaper. But do not worry, dear readers, we will soon adventure onward and assuredly erase such dire things from mind. So, once again, I say Huzzah!
On a distinctly other subject, the wife and I have happily arrived at our dear friend's parents' house, where we have met the fantastic progenitors of said friend along with her "thoughtful" brother -- see the newspaper ad which is not attached, thus you cannot actually see it and, instead, must take my word for it that an ad does exist that describes him as "thoughtful" -- as well as one of the dearest, darlingest dogs in the history of the world.
But, alas, amidst all this happiness, the world still intrudes with its distressing messages. Damn you advertisers in the Columbus, Indiana newspaper. But do not worry, dear readers, we will soon adventure onward and assuredly erase such dire things from mind. So, once again, I say Huzzah!
2 Comments:
oh, I love the promise that no-one will leave empty-handed, and yet the silhouette appears to have no arms. *snarfle*
I wonder if this includes the traditional "Girls' Night Out" things like strippers and Mai Tais. Or is it just all about the semi-surgicl procedures?
Also, shouldn't "girls" have an apostrophe? Isn't it supposed to be their night, or, in this case, is it just a night when the "aesthetic surgeons" get a lot of "girls" into the same place in order to take advantage of group insecurities and pressures?
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