Z [BUT IT IS NOT YET THE END]

[super golden bonus features to follow...]

 

Y? BECAUSE. Y? BECAUSE...WELCOME TO MY FUTURE

[hmmmm... Z. So many options]

 

X IS NOT FOR XYLOPHONE:RESIST THE HEGEMONY OF THE XYLOPHONIC MASTER NARRATIVE

[are you getting ready for the big finish???]

 

IF WALDO WERE COOL HE WOULD BE HERE...

[three to go...]

VICTORY SHALL BE MINE

[only four letters left, alas...]

 

I KNOW U

[more for the Aquababy...]

 

BLUM, BLUM, STEGOSAURUS

[more...]

 

R [AS IN (G)RRRRRRRR...]

[more to come, but I'm running out of letters...]

 

Q [THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING]

[more...]

 

PARTICULAR PEOPLE PREFER POPPYCOCK

[I'll just keep making them, and then perhaps numbers...]

 

O BABY

[more and more and more...]

 

NICERAS NIGNE [OR OTHER THINGS N]

[more to follow...]

 

AS BON JOVI MIGHT SAY, I'M HALFWAY THERE...

[second half to come...]

 

L IS FOR LETTER

[more later...]

 

I GROW TIRED OF COMING UP WITH TITLES FOR POSTS THAT CONTAIN NEW LETTERS IN AQUABABY'S ALPHABET, SO I SHALL JUST GETON WITH IT ALREADY...

[more soon...]

 

THESE LETTERS JUST KEEP ON COMING, DON'T THEY?

[and, indeed, they shall keep coming...]

 

ME, MYSELF, [AQUABABY] AND...

[As usual, more to come...]

 

H IS FOR AQUABABY[NOT IN THE ALPHABET BOOK WAY, BUT IN THE QUITE LITERAL SENSE BECAUSE THIS LETTER H REALLY IS FOR THE AQUABABY...]

[yet again, more to come...]

 

MORE LETTERS FOR THE AQUABABY

[yet again, more to come...]

 

AQUABABY [AT TWENTY WEEKS]

So, dear reader, it really is happening. The wife and I are having a baby. Out twenty week ultrasound has confirmed that it definitively is a baby growing within the wife; not a puppy or teapot or some other thing. What we do not know, though, is its sex. Apparently the wee Aquababy rather closely guards its privacy. Though we twice tried jiggling him/her around in there, Aquababy would have none of it.

But, the Aquababy, happily seems healthy and sound, and has begun flipping a squirming around. The wife has been feeling it for a bit, and, finally, a few days ago so did I, which, I must say, is quite a remarkable thing.

Thus, I present to you, dear reader, the newest pictures of the Aquababy:


[Is that an elegant profile, or is that an elegant profile? And, of course, the wee fist is again up in the air.]


[And, as the Aquababy is a wee punk rocker, we have the requisite audition for becoming cover art for a Misfits compilation. Yes, that is the Aquababy's skull.]

 

LEARNING TO SPELL WITH THE AQUABABY

[again, more to come...]